The Promised Land

This little thing not only looks delicious (much better than an ordinary taco), but it's the sort of thing that men dedicate their lives to squirting into. Seriously—men start their lives coming out of one of these, and then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into one.

Source: this is the source
File size: 7.2mb
Number of frames per loop: 121
Number of thrusts, bounces, or jiggles per loop: approximately 3