Erotic Beauty in Motion: Jesus

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Jesus

There are some who think that Jesus should be left out of situations like this.

Source: Kremlin archives (ha, it's original; that's not really Putin)

File size: 9.2mb

Number of frames per loop: 87

Number of thrusts, bounces, or jiggles per loop: 14 sacramental thrusts

The purpose of this site is to provide you with high quality gif erotica, as a public service. Advantages of gifs over standard video include the facts that they show mainly just the most important stuff, and they spare the viewer the sound effects of women gagging and saying "shit" over and over again. All you get is beauty in motion.

Those of you who are familiar with gif porn sites may have noticed that there are two main kinds. One kind, which is most common on tumblr.com, features high-def gifs with a small file size (tumblr apparently has a small maximum size for gifs), with usually the file involving only one or two thrusts, bounces, or jiggles, repeated over and over. The high definition is nice, but the shortness of the loop can make it rather boring.

The other kind of site is usually operated by numerous contributors, and can contain gifs of large file size (even more than 100mb), but the site may contain literally tens of thousands of gifs, most of them junk. A site like gifeye.com, for example, is a gold mine of great gifs, although one has to hunt for them.

So this site is offering only the best, and less than 1000. So you have a manageable amount to drool over, with some gif file sizes in excess of 30mb. More than half are reblogged, but some are original to this site. They're not in any particular order, so don't expect them to get progressively worse, or progressively better. Feel free to do what you like with them. Enjoy.

(If you are unsatisfied with the selection, and know of better gifs than these, then feel free to submit them to me at xenoimperator@gmail.com, and if I agree, they may be added at a later time. This is the updated version of this blog. The older, original version can be found at giferotica500.blogspot.com)

To say that these gifs are the "best" really means that they are my favorites, so that they are a reflection of my tastes in erotica, of what "stirs my loins," so to speak. As an indication of my criteria for "good" or "hot" erotica, here are some of the guidelines:

Turnons:
⇢physical beauty (of course)
⇢voluptuous curves
⇢girls who look like they're enjoying what they're doing, or what's being done to them
⇢girls who look "innocent"
⇢sexy girlfriends
⇢girls with their legs spread all the way apart
⇢luxuriantly furry snatch
⇢big dark nipples
⇢girls shiny with sweat (or other liquids)
⇢slick, gooey, orgiastic sex
⇢good photography

Turnoffs:
(included only if other virtues outweigh the turnoff)
⇢ugliness (even in the guys)
⇢too fat, too skinny, or too out of shape
⇢lots of tattoos
⇢weird body piercing
⇢shaved beaver
⇢limp, tiny, or deformed penis
⇢choking, slapping, and/or general abuse
⇢spitting
⇢sneering, slutty "attitude" looks on the women
⇢gaping holes
⇢big clumsy shoes
⇢not completely naked
⇢obviously fake tits (even on shemales)
⇢bad photography (low resolution, jerky, bad balance, bad color, etc.)

Also, the selection reflects to some degree what is prevalent in erotica nowadays. So there is an unusually high occurrence of anal sex and shemales, for example. Still, if it looks good....